This month, the CGTF brings you an update on some of discoveries of the CGTF Investigative Team.
Traumatized Goat Farms -- Several months after the CGTF reported on the existence of farms specializing in raising traumatized goats, the farm that we initially reported on shut down, virtually overnight. Late one evening, large unmarked moving-type vans pulled up to the farm and people began moving boxes and equipment into the trucks. After these trucks left, more trucks arrived and carried off the goats. Approximately one week after the big move-out, many of the buildings burned to the ground. CGTF Investigative Team members followed the trucks to where the trailers were loaded onto railroad cars. While at the train depot, Team members were discovered and were detained by men in black overcoats. This is all Team members remember before waking up the next morning in the ruins of a barn on the abandoned farm site.
Suspicious "Goats" in FL -- One year after the initial discovery in Central FL, the Investigative Team will be returning to the site to survey what change, if any, has occurred in the indigenous goat population. The original specimen remains at a CGTF research facility where its behavior has not changed. Further tests have revealed a slight genetic anomaly which scientists believe might be the cause of the non-goat-like behavior. Team members will attempt to secure a second specimen on their return trip.
Plot Against Holiday Institution! -- The CGTF Strike Force was able to thwart the terrorist goat plot and save Christmas. It has also succeeded in turning over some of the conspirators to authorities who then took action against them. Unfortunately, the suspected ringleader escaped from the hideout shortly before authorities arrived. The CGTF has been tracking this rogue goat and hopes to capture it soon.
|Ivan + Goats = Danger||Awareneess Tour Wrap-Up||Traumatized Goat Farms|
|Possessed Animals||Guest Report||Suspicious "Goats" in FL|
|Training Facility Unmasked||Goat Trauma Awareness Tour III||Goat Trauma Awareness Month|
|We Get More Mail||Awareness Tour III Close-Out||Goat Trauma Tour Update|
|Goats Destroy Springhouse||20 Year Celebration||Alternative to Petting Zoo Visits|
|Goats Are Getting Braver||Year-End Blotter||"Goat Sucker" on the Loose Again!|
|More Trauma Pictures||Goat Trauma Awareness Tour IV||Plot Against Holiday Institution!|
|Focus on Petting Zoo Trauma||Tour IV Wrap-Up||Investigative Team Follow-Ups|
|Survey Results Announced||We Get Mail||Florida Petting Zoo Revisited|
|Goats as urban pets?? Oh, the horror!||Trauma Stories Wanted||Goat Trauma Awareness Tour II|
|Thoughts on Goat Trauma Awareness Month||Goat Collaboration and Other Scary News||Goat Trauma By Blizzard??|
|Death by Goat||Rogue Goat Puts Three in Hospital|