Don't Go to Petting Zoos! Send a Double Instead!
The Childhood Goat Trauma Foundation has become aware of a possible life-saving solution for those unavoidable petting zoo visits. Rent-A-Relative offers new hope for people who are trying to prevent a personal goat trauma, but find themselves with no choice but to accompany friends or family members to a location where goats will most likely be on the prowl. Affordable and available nationwide, Rent-A-Relative is willing to risk a goat trauma for you!
|Ivan + Goats = Danger||Awareneess Tour Wrap-Up||Traumatized Goat Farms|
|Possessed Animals||Guest Report||Suspicious "Goats" in FL|
|Training Facility Unmasked||Goat Trauma Awareness Tour III||Goat Trauma Awareness Month|
|We Get More Mail||Awareness Tour III Close-Out||Goat Trauma Tour Update|
|Goats Destroy Springhouse||20 Year Celebration||Alternative to Petting Zoo Visits|
|Goats Are Getting Braver||Year-End Blotter||"Goat Sucker" on the Loose Again!|
|More Trauma Pictures||Goat Trauma Awareness Tour IV||Plot Against Holiday Institution!|
|Focus on Petting Zoo Trauma||Tour IV Wrap-Up||Investigative Team Follow-Ups|
|Survey Results Announced||We Get Mail||Florida Petting Zoo Revisited|
|Goats as urban pets?? Oh, the horror!||Trauma Stories Wanted||Goat Trauma Awareness Tour II|
|Thoughts on Goat Trauma Awareness Month||Goat Collaboration and Other Scary News||Goat Trauma By Blizzard??|
|Death by Goat||Rogue Goat Puts Three in Hospital|