5. What was the color and approximate size of your attacker?

Multi-colored goats are more dangerous than other colors.

Although the size categories may seem odd, they were the most frequently used by respondents. There seems to be an unusually large number of giant goats roaming the world.

6. Where you wearing man-made fibers at the time of your Trauma?

The answer to this question backs up previous findings that goats prefer synthetic fibers. If you must enter a goat infested area, wear only natural fibers.

7. Were you ostracized as a child because of your Goat Trauma?

A significant majority of Traumatees were ostracized. We are working to develop more Goat Trauma Awareness and Sensitivity training programs to help combat this.

8. Have you received therapy for your Trauma?

More respondents received therapy than not, but not as many as we would like or as probably should.

8a. If Yes, what kind (e.g. talk, play, shock, sex, etc.)?

8b. How would you describe your mental state before therapy?

8c. How would you describe your mental state after therapy?

These question also resulted in an interesting variety of answers. Shock and sex therapies predominated, sometimes separately, sometimes together. Based on the answers to questions 8b and 8c, most therapies noted by respondents did not appear to work. More research into recovery programs is needed.

9. Do you believe that goats have WMD?

9a. Do you believe that goats have WDM?

9b. Do you believe that goats have PCP?

9c. Do you believe that goats have DMW?

10. What do you think your response would be at witnessing someone's Goat Trauma taking place?

We wish the 'Help' column was taller.

11. Have you brought or will you bring small children to petting zoos yourself?

12. Do you think your attacker was under mind control by Ross Perot?

12a. Do you think Ross Perot is being controlled by goats?

13. Do you feel that you have recovered from your Trauma?

13a. If not, do you feel you ever will?

14. Do you feel that your Goat Trauma has limited you in any way?

15. What advice would you give to a recent Goat Traumatee?

Here is a selection of answers to this question. These answers will be used in the development of treatment programs.

Fight Back
You're Not Alone
Just try to keep living a regular life as best you can
Please seek help soon, your experience will help others to act accordingly.
stay away from goats and places where goats may be lurking and seek mental help to learn how to cope
You should get a pony. They can bite, but are not the evil creatures goats are. Don't go near a goat. I have purchased a goat reflector which tells me when goats are around. I bought it from australia
Don't look into their eyes
Get help
Run!
back away from the goats
Don't give up
Don't get sexual therapy
Run
Buy paper bag for head...
a gun
don't let them get you down
Never fight a land war in Asia
one day at a time
Kill the goat and eat it then wear its flesh
Start drinking, you will be later anyway
Do not break in to a petting zoo after hours while naked in order to...err...umm..."pet" some goats. They don't like "that".
Be aware that until we erradicate the goat menace we will never be free.
Convince yourself that life will eventually go on. It's better to live a lie than to not live at all.
never turn your back on a monkey
wear a cup
Don't eat yellow snow. Ever.
stop, drop and roll
chant "Goat! Goat! You're A Goat!" everytime you think you feel a goaty presence
Closets are safe
Get a large dog.
never get toward goats that are rabid (obviously).
Run and poop in a circle!
drink heavily
Dont be scurred
Dont let them escape--we have to hunt them down!
hold hands when you cross the street