Goat Trauma Tour Update
As you may be aware, June was National Goat Trauma Awareness Month and in honor of this, the Foundation sent forth its minions to educate as many people as possible about the dangers of goats and the horrific effects of goat traumas. We are pleased to report that our tour was an overwhelming success. The CGTF managed to educate over 15,000 people nationwide and help 1700 more recover from goat traumas. We also met up with some of our former clients along the way and were thrilled to see that nearly all have little or no lingering effect of their personal traumas.
We at the Foundation are much encouraged by what we have seen and are eagerly planning next year's Awareness Tour. If you know of an area in need of a visit by the Tour, we are currently taking recommendations at email@example.com. Visit our site again in the coming weeks to see pictures from our trip.
|Ivan + Goats = Danger||Awareneess Tour Wrap-Up||Traumatized Goat Farms|
|Possessed Animals||Guest Report||Suspicious "Goats" in FL|
|Training Facility Unmasked||Goat Trauma Awareness Tour III||Goat Trauma Awareness Month|
|We Get More Mail||Awareness Tour III Close-Out||Goat Trauma Tour Update|
|Goats Destroy Springhouse||20 Year Celebration||Alternative to Petting Zoo Visits|
|Goats Are Getting Braver||Year-End Blotter||"Goat Sucker" on the Loose Again!|
|More Trauma Pictures||Goat Trauma Awareness Tour IV||Plot Against Holiday Institution!|
|Focus on Petting Zoo Trauma||Tour IV Wrap-Up||Investigative Team Follow-Ups|
|Survey Results Announced||We Get Mail||Florida Petting Zoo Revisited|
|Goats as urban pets?? Oh, the horror!||Trauma Stories Wanted||Goat Trauma Awareness Tour II|
|Thoughts on Goat Trauma Awareness Month||Goat Collaboration and Other Scary News||Goat Trauma By Blizzard??|
|Death by Goat||Rogue Goat Puts Three in Hospital|