From: [email protected]
Date: Fri, 30 Apr 2004 10:47:33 -0500 (Central Daylight Time)
Subject: This has go to be
To Whom It May Concern:
This has got to be a joke. If it isn't--some of you badly need to get
a life
From: [email protected]
Date: Fri, 30 Apr 2004 10:50:26 -0500 (Central Daylight Time)
Subject: I take that back
Even if it is a joke---you still need a life. Who would
spend time on such nonsense?
From: [email protected]
Date: Thu Jul 24, 2003 1:03:37 PM US/Eastern
To: [email protected]
Subject: Lies and more lies
I am a goat rancher in Ely, Nevada where we have approximately 2500 Boer and
Dairy goats, raised mainly for their meat and milk. I resent the fact that
you malign these poor creatures, the gentlest creatures on this earth. Goats
don’t attack humans; humans attack goats! I demand a review of the statistic
you use on your site, it appears to me that you use voodoo science in your
statistics. Just because you had a traumatic experience with a goat (probably
because you fell in front of some poor goat), does not mean you have to goat
trauma counseling. I suggest you have bigger issues that you require counseling
for.
I have seen humans attack my goats as they peacefully grazed in the hills
around my ranch. Those devious bastards would perform lewd acts with the does
while the bucks looked on helplessly. As an act of vengeance, these perverted
humans would shoot the does, probably because they didn’t struggle enough
while they performed their atrocities. I contend humans are a much bigger
threat than goats!
From: [email protected]
Date: Tue, Jan 1, 2002 14:07:10 EST
To: [email protected]
Subject: CUTE SITE BUT....
YOU had me at first. But seriously, as a petting zoo
owner and goat lover, your site has been taken literally by many and is hurting
petting zoos nationwide. What's the deal?
From: [email protected]
Date: Mon, 27 Oct 2003 01:26:51 -0500
To: [email protected]
Subject: Wow!
you really found a place on the world wide web...and goat danger....eh,
The slugs around here are freaking out all the kids, they can't get enough
of them! Can you help stopping all "animals from being animals"?
Can you get me a shirt made? Do any of these children have parents supervising while
at the petting zoo?
What zoo's are they visiting? Perhaps the adults you speak of should
seek psychiatric counseling? My time here is spent. Goats are impressive
animals, to say the least. Look around. Goats? It will be okay my friend.
Billy @ XXXXXX (BAAAA-aaaa)
From: [email protected]
Date: Sun, 9 May 2004 11:17:57 -0500
To: trauma@goat-trauma
Subject: Ohmygawd!
This ain't real, izzit?
From: [email protected]
Date: Thu May 20, 2004 3:30:01 PM US/Eastern
To: trauma@goat-trauma
What the heck is goat-trauma. Who is scared of goats and why?
From: "Zieglar, Mandi J." <[email protected]>
Date: Wed May 26, 2004 12:42:49 PM US/Eastern
To: <[email protected]>
Subject: This site is ridiculous as it does not give the true
message of goats. There are breeders out there highly offended by this website
including myself. Goats do not attack and eat everything in site. Goats make
some of the best pets and are not meat eaters. I hope you mean for this site
to be a joke a this is pathetic.
Anonymous in PA
(We find this email to be rather humorous, as Ms Zeiglar
thinks she's "Anonymous in PA" but is in fact clueless that her
work email has her full name attached to the account. I'm sure a number of
Allegheny Energy customers would be thrilled to know this is how their energy
dollars are being spent.)
From: [email protected]
Date: Fri Jan 21, 2005 10:02:30 AM US/Eastern
To: tour@goat-trauma
Subject: 888888888888888888
god hates you already because you guys are the ones going to hell......
From: [email protected]
Date: February 25, 2005 11:02:01 PM EST
To: trauma@goat-trauma
Subject: what the hell
do people really need counseling just over a fucking goat. i mean come on!
i love my two goats.i would marry them if it was legal. my goats have done
some weird stuff to me, but i'm not at all traumatized. i think i needed the
experiance. this is an outrage to goats everywhere. you need to be ashamed
of yourselves. i hope you go to jail for this.
ha ha
(Apparently the bestiality crowd is now stopping by goat-trauma.org.
We really have to wonder about the general population of netizens these days.)
