Trauma Awareness Tour Hits the Road
It's that time again! As everyone knows, June is Goat Trauma Awareness Month and in observation of this, the CGTF will send out it's minions across the countryside for the fourth year running to educate the populace as to the dangers of Childhood Goat Trauma. Based on input from last year's tour, as well as emails received at our Tour Request address (email@example.com), we have once again put together a nationwide, multi-city tour intended to reach to the heart of Childhood Goat Trauma. As before, we will be offering both classes and counseling at each of our tour stops. A selection of CGTF merchandise will be available as well.
Due to the success of we've had with a two team approach, we yet again divide and attempt to conquer Childhood Goat Trauma.
|Left Team||Right Team|
ALSO — Check out Goat Gear for 2003 Tour shirts and an expanded product line!
|Ivan + Goats = Danger||Awareneess Tour Wrap-Up||Traumatized Goat Farms|
|Possessed Animals||Guest Report||Suspicious "Goats" in FL|
|Training Facility Unmasked||Goat Trauma Awareness Tour III||Goat Trauma Awareness Month|
|We Get More Mail||Awareness Tour III Close-Out||Goat Trauma Tour Update|
|Goats Destroy Springhouse||20 Year Celebration||Alternative to Petting Zoo Visits|
|Goats Are Getting Braver||Year-End Blotter||"Goat Sucker" on the Loose Again!|
|More Trauma Pictures||Goat Trauma Awareness Tour IV||Plot Against Holiday Institution!|
|Focus on Petting Zoo Trauma||Tour IV Wrap-Up||Investigative Team Follow-Ups|
|Survey Results Announced||We Get Mail||Florida Petting Zoo Revisited|
|Goats as urban pets?? Oh, the horror!||Trauma Stories Wanted||Goat Trauma Awareness Tour II|
|Thoughts on Goat Trauma Awareness Month||Goat Collaboration and Other Scary News||Goat Trauma By Blizzard??|
|Death by Goat||Rogue Goat Puts Three in Hospital|