Goat Collaboration and Other Scary News
Today, we received an email from Roving Correspondent Mike L., who presented us with the frightful thought that goats are working in concert with a variety of other animals in their efforts to traumatize as many innocent people as possible. To back up his statements, he presented the following.
As you can see from these disturbing photos, goats are making an effort to subjugate other members of the Animal Kingdom so these creatures can be forced to assist in the goats' nefarious goals.
Mike also reports that "I fear that the goats in trees problem is MUCH worse than we've been led to believe by the government (which is clearly pandering to the goat-lobby special interests). In fact, goats may be found lurking and waiting in other high places and this is all the evidence needed to show that you aren't safe anywhere on or near a farm." We agree whole-heartedly after seeing these images.
We would like to thank Mike for his hard work and dilegence in trying to help rid the world of Childhood Goat Trauma. Our hats are off to you.
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